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Cat, in all of its incarnations, hates us. You, me, and most likely its creator, for subjecting it to the predictable species that is homo sapiens. As long as the food keeps coming so will the feigned loving. Cat needs us not and smirks at the very mention of the word domesticated. Any feline worth his whiskers will tell you he is more than capable of getting his own food and finding his own shelter. But hey, who doesn't like a free ride? Within these pages you will find that Cat has far less than your well-being at the forefront of his agenda...but then you always knew that deep down, didn't you, loser?
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Jim Edgar is the genius behind this popular, cult website. When he's not administering his virtual cattery he works for Microsoft.
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Be afraid. Be very afraid!
Tornado! Earthquake! Tsunami! These words strike fear into our hearts, for they kill without warning, reason, or malice.
Yet, as evidenced in the following pages, there is something more terrifying than a random act of God. And you probably have one in your house as you read this, scoping you out like a sniper in Bosnia.
I proudly present to you this collection of evidence of your very own Felis catus engaged in what they do best: hating you!
Thanks to the help of countless victims worldwide, I am able to bring to light a conspiracy against mankind that reaches around the globe and, as some posit, perhaps into other dimensions!
Though the names have been changed to protect the guilty, the following images are terrifyingly real. Keep this book out of reach of childen and especially cats. They don't need encouragement.
That is all.
-- JimCopyright © 2008 by Jim Edgar
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- PublisherHodder Hb
- Publication date2004
- ISBN 10 0340863730
- ISBN 13 9780340863732
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