The Rules for Cats - Hardcover

Has your cat been hinting for a diamond collar? Or maybe a crystal dish for her pâté? Author Fancy Mews, a seal point Siamese and all-around cool cat, offers guidance for your kitty on achieving the lifestyle she deserves in The Rules for Cats. From rule number 2's suggestion to cultivate the feline mystique--"try looking bored instead of merely lazy. An expression of boredom will cause your person to feel guilty, and this will work to your advantage"--to rule number 16's urging to be creative at fashioning your own amusements--"discover which items in the home entertainment center can be switched on and off with the touch of a paw"--the 18 rules to be found in this highly hilarious guide will enlighten both owner and kitty alike. In the words of Ms. Mews herself, "you are a feline unlike any other and you know it. Lest you forget your rightful place in the universe, here is the ultimate guide for getting your way--always." M-e-o-w!